Nope, I have just been too busy to even turn the computer on. I have been crocheting my little fingers to the bone, and loving it... Plus took on a job as 'agent' for a novel, see if I can get it published. That has taken so much back and forth time. Here goes nothing...Searched for these odd ball words for an hour and finally found something but not sure the meanings make for good rhymns.

I am famous so I'm thoroughly pissed,
to fine out I'm on the Z-list.

To cool off I decided to go riding instead of take a hike,
so I went to the garage and pulled out my brand new bamboo zambike.

There is new construction everywhere around my street,
they were finishing the surfaces with a polymer zacrete.

I ride up and down and all around, but no matter where I am,
my nostrils are filled with the odor of corrosive zam.