I haven't had this much fun in awhile with words. And yes, I'm fast as a speeding bullet...Okay fast as a cannon ball, but hell, I'm old!!!

Edelweiss dear, see my PM to you., you'll have a good laugh, I hope!!

NEW WORDS: The letter V

vacancy, vacate, vacation, vaccine

When my landlord shouted, this house you must vacate,
I was mad as a hornet and said not without a fat rebate.

With my money in hand I thought why not take a vacation,
Theres enough here to go anywhere in the nation.

When I arrived in the African village of BuBu A'Macy,
I checked the only ramshakled hotel for a vacancy.

Heading so far into the African jungle; places never seen,
I had to be innoculated with every possible vaccine.

And now as I lay so still in my grave, thoroughly pissed I misbehaved, I know now what I didn't know then,
when the lions all look hungry, stay away from their dens...