Just finished an edit so can take some time,
to see if I can work up a proper rhyme.

The first word is jab hell thats not so bad,
oops, gotta run clean up the pee from my big yellow lab.

Now comes jabber a mighty fine word,
Oops dogs at it aqain, this time its a turd.

I never seen one in my life, a jabberwocky,
But if you should, buzz me on my walkie, talkie.

I think I'll go and catch me a jabiru,
Dress it down and cook it in a tasty, hot stew.

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