I laughed aloud, hah when my smoking was called
a very bad habit.

Said the smoke made my home barely habitable,
said it smelled like the inside of an old shoe.

To them my answer was easy,
I stuck my tongue out, shouting, "Oh poo on you."

Banged some pots together to urk them, rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat,
Then in no uncertain terms told them, gather your shi* and vacate my habitat.
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Shall we try the I? Now my dictionarys are from my high school years (you know the dark ages) but the words chosen are the first four mine shows.

I, ice, icicle, I'd