Up his butt? …..Ew…lol

dab, dabble, dagger, daily


More than a dab of salt daily,
Will make you weak and ‘paily’.

Cause then you retain your water,
When you really not ought to.

Instead of dabbling, you end up dribbling,
You adjust your scale; yup you’re fibbing.

Desperate; you get out your dagger,
End up in a ward with Mick Jagger.

Till you decide to eat more sweets,
Now you’re happy; got no more swollen ‘feets’.
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As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
Goethe