Edelweiss, you are a trip, and thats a good thing. Very good Jabber! Hummm, now this may take a minute or two...LOL!

I have found that what you give,
is what you get back as you LIVE.

If you don't want any strife,
be sure to live a good LIFE.

When it comes to push or shove,
All anyone wants is true LOVE.

So now don't you go around messin,
Listen and learn life's good LESSONS.

When out drinking with a crowd and they star to spout bar-lore,
Run, head for the hills, home to hide in the PARLOR.

Just hope upon hope that your lovely friend Anno,
Will stop by today to play for you, the PIANO.

Or maybe it will be Ruby, the one they call Sleeza,
Who'll show up on your doorstep carrying a PIZZA.

Hey, don't you call me a silly as/ bumpkin,
Just cause I am shaped like a Halloween PUMPKIN,

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