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#74841 - 12/09/05 11:49 PM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
Eagle Heart Offline
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 4876
Loc: Canada
What about something like "The Revenge of the Eady Dudette" or "Nightmare on the Nashville Mousepad"

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#74842 - 12/10/05 05:48 PM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
jawjaw Offline
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Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
Evie gal...I'm gonna git ya...LOL! That's two...

How about

"Mousetergeist" or

"Return of the MouseEye?"

no?

Ahhh... "Gone With The WireLess?"

JJ

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#74843 - 12/10/05 07:35 PM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
Dianne Offline
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Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 6123
Loc: Arizona
Or, How to Castrate a Mouse in Two Easy Steps.

I received this via email and it kind of reminded me of myself:

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true.
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me!

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#74844 - 12/10/05 07:58 PM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
jawjaw Offline
Da Queen

Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
That is soooo cute Dianne! I wish I had thought of it... LOL!

JJ

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#74845 - 12/11/05 08:16 AM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
Bluebird Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 2560
Loc: Pagosa Springs, Colorado
First it was "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" and now this. Someone got something against grandmas???

Seriously, this is funny!!!

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#74846 - 12/11/05 03:50 AM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
Sherri Offline
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Registered: 03/12/04
Posts: 1177
Loc: Decatur, Illinois
I just read through the entire thread and laughed so hard I thought I would wet my pants!! JJ you are just too funny and I'm happy I'm a part of such a wonderful group!!

Sherri

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#74847 - 12/11/05 04:05 AM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
chatty lady Offline
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Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 20267
Loc: Nevada
Dianne I like JJ wish I'd have written that, so funny...needed a good chuckle today!

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