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#74821 - 12/08/05 06:51 PM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
Dianne Offline
Queen of Shoes

Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 6123
Loc: Arizona
Now I'm laughing MY butt off. Oh wait...I thought I laughed it off but found it on the back of my thighs! [Razz] You should have mentioned some of the new words I learned while trying to get that beast to work! I've invented a new vocabulary.

Castrate. Yep, that's what I did. I'll only have a female mouse from now on.

Who would have thought my frustration could turn into so much fun and yes, I AM fun on a date, if they don't frustrate me!

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#74822 - 12/08/05 06:56 PM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
Bluebird Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 2560
Loc: Pagosa Springs, Colorado
Excellent poem, JJ! You ladies are so multi-talented.

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#74823 - 12/08/05 06:59 PM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
jawjaw Offline
Da Queen

Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
P.S.

Roses are red
Some say they bleed
If you are a mouse,
You need to take heed

Dianne doesn't shout
no room for debate
If you make her mad
You're simply Castrate....ed

JJ

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#74824 - 12/08/05 07:19 PM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
Evie Offline
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Registered: 08/27/03
Posts: 791
Loc: Nipigon, Ontario Canada
and you said you didn't write poetry!! [Smile]

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#74825 - 12/08/05 07:36 PM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
Dianne Offline
Queen of Shoes

Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 6123
Loc: Arizona
This thread has taken on a life of it's own and a good one at that.

Now, let me warn everyone. I do know how to castrate. I helped my Vet gild (sp may not know how to spell it but I know how to do it!) two of my horses so this makes me a highly trained professional in this department. Men, start your engines and start running for cover. [Eek!]

My husband said he was going to start a civil suit against me on behalf of all the male animals on the farm because I had all of them whacked. He knew he was next!

JJ, love the poems. You crack me up. So do the rest of you gals.

[ December 08, 2005, 11:39 AM: Message edited by: Dianne ]

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#74826 - 12/08/05 07:37 PM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
Daisygirl Offline
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Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 1052
Loc: Ohio
LOTFL!!!

Seriously, my company markets a few wireless mice,(along with many other computer accessories). I've tried many and do not like them at all and use a mouse w/wire. The batteries don't last very long, either.

Daisygirl

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#74827 - 12/08/05 07:42 PM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
jawjaw Offline
Da Queen

Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
Peeeeople! If God had intended for mice to have batteries, he wouldn't have given it a tail to plug into your computer! HELLO?

JJ

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#74828 - 12/08/05 07:46 PM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
Daisygirl Offline
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Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 1052
Loc: Ohio
JJ, you crack me up!

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#74829 - 12/08/05 07:46 PM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
Bluebird Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 2560
Loc: Pagosa Springs, Colorado
Amen to that!!

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#74830 - 12/09/05 08:38 AM Re: I hate this thing!!!!!!!!!!
smilinize Offline
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Registered: 11/08/03
Posts: 3512
Loc: outer space
JJ, you're a poet and we all know it.

Dianne's cutting the balls off mice and you're plugging their tails in.

Talk about "Computer dudes with attitudes."

smile

[ December 08, 2005, 12:42 PM: Message edited by: smilinize ]

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