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#74010 - 10/19/05 01:35 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
meredithbead Offline
The Divine Ms M

Registered: 07/07/03
Posts: 4894
Loc: Orange County, California
Just then, Meredith waltzed in leading six feral leopards (to match her outfit) on beaded leashes. The leopards snarl at the other animals but remain at her side.

"I traded them for my husband. Much better behaved."

And while we're on outfits: What's the deal about Jawjaw wearing a red dress? She's a redhead, ahem... Meredith pulls out a gorgeous, slimming, teal green dress from a fancy shopping bag.

"Jawjaw, I was slumming on Rodeo Drive and thought you needed this.

And BTW, who stole my jello?"

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#74011 - 10/19/05 04:33 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
jawjaw Offline
Da Queen

Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
SHE DID! SHE DID! Pointed Jaw Jaw and Danita at each other as they both wiped Jell-O off their faces...

Oh cool! Teal! Would somebody please hold this red rag while I slip into this beeeeuuuutiful teal thang? Said Jaw Jaw...

But what's this? Just as she was about to sasshay around the room her beaded sandles hit a banana peel, she flipped, legs flew up, her bottom hit a small trampoline in one corner of the room, and she did a large bounce in the air, one summersalt, (I give her a 10) and she landed on Leopard #1 who in turn...

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#74012 - 10/19/05 04:36 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
Pam Kimmell Offline
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Registered: 01/27/04
Posts: 1423
Loc: Warrenton, Virginia
screeched loudly and with one swipe of its' huge paw, accidentally (?) ripped a HUGE tear in Jaw Jaw's teal dress thereby exposing her.......

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#74013 - 10/19/05 05:00 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
jawjaw Offline
Da Queen

Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
Jello-O bowls... who knew? Of course Danita jumped to the front and with a loud AHA! TOLD YA SOOO...TOLD YA SOOOO... (said with nana nana boo boo voice) confronted da Queen about her private stash of the stolen stuff...

"I only wanted to have enough to give to our Leader, Dotsie..." sniff...sniff... sniffed the Queen...

just then----from behind a curtain jumped none other thannnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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#74014 - 10/19/05 05:02 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
Pam Kimmell Offline
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Registered: 01/27/04
Posts: 1423
Loc: Warrenton, Virginia
ELVIS!!!!! Yes indeed he truly HAS BEEN alive all this time! Who knew??!!! Well of course JawJaw knew and had arranged for THE KING to sing a special song to Dotsie on this wonderful occasion....he grabbed the microphone and began crooning......

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#74015 - 10/19/05 05:06 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
jawjaw Offline
Da Queen

Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
Jellooooooo Dotsie, well Jelloooooo Dotsie....its so good to have----

But he was suddendly interrupted by....

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#74016 - 10/19/05 05:19 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
Danita Offline
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Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 1550
Loc: Colorado
A LOUD belch! Those who were there described it as a "monster burp".

Who was the culprit? The ladies looked around the room at each other with suspicion etched on their faces.

Dots had her hand over her mouth in utter disbelief, her cheeks tinged red.

"uuum, excuse me", said our beloved leader.

Elvis, replied in his sexiest voice, "

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#74017 - 10/19/05 06:04 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
Eagle Heart Offline
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 4876
Loc: Canada
"I'm all shook up."

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#74018 - 10/19/05 06:12 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
Eagle Heart Offline
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 4876
Loc: Canada
Then Elvis grabbed one of the hula-hoops off the floor, reached out and pulled Dotsie into the circle with him, and they danced cheek-to-cheek, Elvis crooning gently, "Amazing grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me" He gazed into Dotsie's eyes and continued, "I once was lost, but now am found, was blind but now I see."

Dotsie blushed twenty shades of red and pink, then gently pulled out of Elvis' arms and said...

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#74019 - 10/19/05 08:21 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
jawjaw Offline
Da Queen

Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
ahhh, thank ya...thank ya very much, but I'm taken big guy...

Everyone standing around was in awe for about a nano-second, then there was a mad dash made for the hula-hoop, and da King...right before everybody reached him though, a voice was heard to say....

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