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#140466 - 02/01/08 04:10 PM
Re: I wish someone would invent...
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Registered: 06/23/06
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Loc: London UK
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A self-cleaning house.
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#140467 - 02/01/08 04:20 PM
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#140468 - 02/01/08 04:23 PM
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We have that JJ here.I prefer it.
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#140470 - 02/01/08 05:23 PM
Re: I wish someone would invent...
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Registered: 06/23/06
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A bi-locator. Or even tri. So I can be in two or three places at one time. Come to think of it, multiple would suit me as well.
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#140471 - 02/01/08 05:44 PM
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Registered: 12/21/07
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a husband that ran on batteries so you could take them out & put him back in the box when you'd had enough of him for the time being.
Seriously, a car with a heat/blower type thing on the front to dry these snow covered roads ahead of our car.
IE: A road defroster on the front bumper!
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#140473 - 02/01/08 06:06 PM
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Registered: 08/22/07
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Loc: Southern Maine, USA
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QBall, those defosters would have to be so powerful to do the job so quickly! Maybe actual flames that were so hot and intense shooting out of the bumper. How about cars that won't rust no matter what??
How about jeans that would be made out of such a type of denim that they'd comfortably conform to your body and fit perfectly?
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#140474 - 02/01/08 06:07 PM
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Registered: 08/22/07
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Loc: Southern Maine, USA
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A manual to understand men completely
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#140475 - 02/01/08 06:09 PM
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Registered: 08/22/07
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Loc: Southern Maine, USA
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How about an underground mat under the driveway and yard that would keep ice and snow melting on contact? Well, that sounds nice but it would probably jack up the electric bill even more than it is already. Okay, forget it. Okay, I'll stop........for now.
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#140476 - 02/01/08 06:31 PM
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Registered: 06/23/06
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You're on a roll, LJ  If virus/bacteria can be man-made: a cold that is faster than we are able catch!
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#140478 - 02/01/08 07:09 PM
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Registered: 12/21/07
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I want LJ's yard/drive underground mat! Can you tell we are melting out from under a snow today? LOL Mr. Sunshine's doing a pretty good job right now. YEAH!
How about 0 calorie desserts....?
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#140481 - 02/01/08 07:53 PM
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Loc: Southern Maine, USA
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QBall, send Mr. Sun this way, please! We're getting, snow, sleet, rain, freezing rain and you can't even walk to the car in the yard (pure ice). Anne, I definitely want to see THAT invented, too....a device that is under clothing, discreet and without sound allowing one to pee in their purse into a special receptacle.
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#140482 - 02/01/08 08:28 PM
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Registered: 06/27/05
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Don't they make adult diapers? Or astronaut diapers? OH wait....those are only for people intending to kidnap love rivals...my bad.
We could call the new driving diapers...DRIP & DRIVE
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#140483 - 02/01/08 08:28 PM
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or DRIP & GO
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#140486 - 02/01/08 09:03 PM
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Anyone ever wished someone would invent a contraption to enable flight like birds?? Well, someone invented wingsuit. http://bobandsylvia.com/WINGSUIT.htm
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#140490 - 02/02/08 06:06 AM
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#140491 - 02/06/08 03:44 AM
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Registered: 06/27/05
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Automatic lowering toilet seats
A mop that works by itself...
Dust that walks right out of the house...
Chocolate that is slimming
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#140492 - 02/13/08 03:11 AM
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Registered: 11/15/05
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Loc: NM, transplant from NJ
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A heated toilet seat please!
A continual toilet cleaner/scrubber.
Personal mono-rails to "zip" anywhere we want/when we want. (remember the Jetsons?)
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#140493 - 02/13/08 06:40 AM
Re: I wish someone would invent...
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Registered: 01/16/07
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a gadget to keep me from putting my foot in my mouth
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#140495 - 02/13/08 12:52 PM
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Registered: 08/22/07
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I love the self cleaning toilet idea, Di. Ms. M, I know you and all the conservationists would be mad at me for the driveway thingy but I still want it...we just had 8 more inches of snow and now we're getting an ice storm on top of it. I want to run away sooooo bad. How about a huge climate controlled bubble around your home and property that would mimic any season and temperature that you want....no matter what's really going on? Didn't someone do something like that as an experiment somewhere?
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#140497 - 02/17/08 09:01 PM
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You guys are funny about the foot in mouth...boy, can I relate!!!
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#140499 - 03/04/08 09:15 PM
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Registered: 08/22/07
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Oh yeah, Chatty. My nephew is one such man and he doesn't even require betteries! He owns two thriving businesses and yet comes home and prepares a beautiful dinner for the wife and two daughters. He also does all the vacuuming, laundry and on and on. The thing is he actually loves it and prefers to do it. A rare item he is!
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#140500 - 03/04/08 09:36 PM
Re: I wish someone would invent...
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Registered: 06/05/06
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Chatty, you should write a book. You have the knack for making me laugh out loud. My Hubby is like your nephew LJ...He doesn't make counterfeit bills, though. Hmfg. Maybe I just have to whisper the idea in his ear while he’s asleep. Heh heh Here are some cool German inventions..... Now this is the kind of phone I could deal with:  Look closely at this one: Eeeeee gross! Pierced glasses!  This is kinda cute: 
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