When are you meeting? And do you get to meet the new fella?

I think something would be lost in the Mars to Venus translation.

I sent the "how men shower v.s. how women shower" to a man friend of mine - he didn't find it that amusing. I guess reality is just a little too "real" for some guys. LOL

I was on a date with my beau at a friends house of his (married couple) she showed me this story. (Ok, I'ld had two glasses of wine)..I was almost on the floor laughing so hard.

I could have almost written the story myself. (except add to it when I bent down to look at "the situation" my boomer belly got stuck to my nether parts.) argh.

Danita, you're a hoot.

And I believe the men/women shower post is in here somewhere. Did you post that too?

Today was such a beautiful warm sunny day. I decided to take my Mom for a ride and then invite her for a cup of coffee and cake at a fancy schmancy café'. This place was filled with people over 80 years old. Gee, I felt like a baby. Anyway the ladies were all elegantly sipping at their coffee and tea cups, wearing their widest brimmed hats, while holding their ivory walking canes. You get the picture…?

After our tea was served, I handed my mother your story, which I had printed out this morning. Mom loves reading little stories…ha ha…and I couldn't wait to see her reaction.

"Oh my." Then "OH MY!" And then a big guffaw spewing her orange pekoe tea right across our table and into the lap of 'MS.- Lady- Turned- Up- Nose.' It was wonderful. We laughed so much we almost peed. My mother got up and ran (as well as she could) out of the gold baroque restaurant. I lay the money on the table…and escaped behind her.

Just want to say thank you Danita for giving us a bellyfull of laughs today.

HL...the image of you and your mom is almost as good as the original story!

Danita,
I just did a search about waxing and it brought me to your post. What a scream-literally!!! And you've just convinced me not to wax!!

Thanks for the laugh.

I've been here all these years and this is the first time I've
seen this post, Danita. What a hoot! Absolutely loved it. You
funny!!!

I'll check it out when time permits. Welcome to BWS miniskirt!
The site you mention, looks interesting!