Holy freakin cow! Below is my ex's new dating ad:

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member4177285.htm#in

He looks his age in the picture at his son's graduation, which he states is 47 (actually 50), I'm 41. He DOES smoke and is an alcoholic. He Does Not have an athletic body, he does have a beer belly and stretch marks (gross!). He has been married 5X, yet only 4 wives. He is not 6', he is actually 5' 10.5". He is addicted to porn.

Hmmm, wonder what kind of fun I can have with this?

Bad, bad girl....tee hee. Need help?

Oh gosh, I'm horrible. My first thought was we should all send him messages to meet. What would he think if he got 25 messages from hot chicks? Bad, bad, bad.

It is interesting how they portray themselves, isn't it? I've browsed single ads before (I'm married) just to see what people say about themselves, and you wonder how much of it is true. My neighbor has met two people on these types of sites, and neither of them looked like their picture. Of course, who knows if she looked like the photo she sent them....

Kathy

The sad thing, Mustangal is that there are women attracted to a uniform.

Oh gosh, I've created a faux ad to have a little bit of fun with the goober!

Orchid, so right that women are attracted to the uniform, he's now retired and works for a security company.

June, so right in that most folks are not truthful, he does not "give flowers just because" . . . I only got flowers when he was caught red handed (which was not often enough b/c I did not always have the proof!).

Ohhh, Chickadee, I'd luv some 'help'!

Pretty amazing...certainly wouldn't attract me -- even if I was looking. Looks like someone who loves his Harley FIRST.
Glad you are free of that, Mustang!

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I hate to be the party pooper, especially after my earlier post on this subject, but be careful Mustang. While it's fun right now, it may turn into more aggravation than it's worth.

And while I don't know him at all, and have no idea what your relationship with him was like, you may do better moving on without giving him a thought. The more you mess with him, the more you have to think about him.

I worked for a woman once who thought her husband was cheating. We had "fun" setting things up and spying (this was about 25 years ago), not realizing the true-life consequences it could bring about. He wasn't cheating, after all, and they ended up getting divorced. As I look back on it now, I feel ashamed of myself for getting caught up in the fun of it. I feel like we behaved like junior high girls, even though I was 23 and she was nearly 30.

It's crazy how relationships can make us behave, isn't it?

Kathy

June, you're right.

Yeah, but it does sound fun, huh? Sorry...