Cabanna boys...carrying beautiful tropical drinks and trays of OREOS!

hayyyyyy i am so exited

OREOS..........

We form a big circle and hug and laugh and hug and laugh.
The camera crew is so delighted to see so many happy women, smiling while spewing Orio cookie crumbs everywhere they go.
Suddenly a very attractive reporter approaches Dotsie and hands her an envelope. Of course we all crowd around her to find out what it is.
She opens the envelope and screams, "Oh my word! All of us are all invited to……."

Don Ho's show! And we're going to be his guests of honor!

Dotsie gathers all of the ladies together and starts shepherding them toward the hotel a few steps away from the beach. She orders all ladies to gussy themselves up and meet in the lobby in two hours. She tells them that they're going to ride to the show in a

One for each ravishing lass......

the more darring went by bike

the more radical went bit by bit


and more bits

the rest just walked




very fast in case they went to peices

"Where's Hawaii? Are we there yet?"



"Once again. Nope. Quit stopping and asking. Just keep swimming."

Chatty had other ideas of her form of transportation and she placed a call to one of her favorite heart-throbs, DOG the Bounty Hunter....He left Beth at home and shined up his handcuffs, remembering the good time he and Chatty had when he visited Vegas the last time. She told him to bring his possee because she had some oh so bad, frisky single gals that needed to be cuffed and taught a lesson, maybe two if the possee was lucky...Oh Danita, Anne, JJ, Saundra, Daisygirl, starting over, Jane Carroll, MustangGal and Lynnie have I got a surprise for you....fresh meat. You see the tropics make me go native, hucha, hucha...

Suddenly the warning sirens began to blare on the beach and the beach patrol said they spotted whales off the coast heading for shore, they cleared the water but upon closer scrutiny by their helicopter pilot, he radioed in, "False alarm, false alarm, its just a couple of......."