Geesh, did you have to stop and start so suddenly, Santa? Give me a hand I can't get up from here!"


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Arm in arm, Dotsie and Russ came out of the house to see what was the clatter.

Chatty, who was tucked in the sled, popped her head out between toy fire engines and soft to touch dolls.

"Dotsie!" She hollered, pushing Sam-Baby aside.

"Chatty? Oh my heavens!" Dotsie cried! "What are you doing here?"

"Looks like Santa has lost his sense of direction." Chatty laughed. "We were on our way to Lola's house. Sam and I were so busy back in the sled we didn't pay much attention to where Santa was heading to."

"Lola's house!" Dotsie exclaimed! Can I come too?! "

Santa looked back on his sled. "Sure, the sled is made out of the best silicone on the market; you know, the same used for breast enlargements. It's soft, expandable…"

Dotsie interrupted Santa. "Move over Chatty, and you too Mr. Sam - hunk. Let's go Santa! Off we go to Lola's house!"

"Okay, you silly Yank expat. Get up. We're at Dotsie's house", Santa said. "Ring the doorbell and ask for the woman to come out and get her present. She's been awfully good this year and I cannot shimmy down the chimney. With my belly and the box...ain't gonna make it down. Ring the doorbell."

Riiiiiiingggg! Buzzzzzzzzz! Buzzzzzzz!

A woman came to the door..........follow me she said...

"That ain't Dotsie!" Santa said. "Who are you woman?"


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I've lost the plot and will be back shortly with something. Do carry on while I think...

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The sleigh was heavy with passengers, Dotsie, Lola, Sam, Chatty and a couple strange looking short men in red tights. Santa was getting peeved at all the crowding so he stopped short over Colorado, pushed opon the sleigh door and tilted it enough that his human cargo all fell out and as they floated towards the snowy ground they could be heard calling to Danita...Sam exclaimed hows come you are falling so slowly, as he clung to Chatty. Dotsie giggled and said because we are all "Arbonne" gals thats why....Danita ran out onto the balcony, looking up at the silly sight began to......

Scream and run for her valium....praying to God that she could remember where she stashed them(for emmergencies only of course!!!)...afterall, she thought she was halucinating. No this was real and happening before her eyes.

Once the merry cargo disentangled themselves from Sam..(much to Lady Chatterly's annoyance)...they approached the door. Lola started first...explaining to Danita(now mildly sedated) that santa did indeed exist.....but they should have been heading for Ireland to pick up the Celtic family. Danita proudly exclaimed that she still had some magic santa dust from last year.....so they had three wishes to work with......

First wish would be for a reindeer who can hold his drink and fly us where we want to
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Second wish, that all the Boomer ladies at BWS can get together to celebrate Christmas together...but where?

Meanwhile, Princess Lenora remained snowbound in her castle in the Colorado Springs. She wished that the sleigh, which had brought Lady chatterly out of her coma, would stop by her castle and pick her up, as she had no food. The Princess was still eating her very own homemade cakes and cookies for dinner. Her Prince worked until 1:00 am in a restaurant that was more like a zoo what with people coming out of their housebound homes to make merry.Happily his chariot did make it through the snow drifts back to the castle ok in the dark. This is a big deal because even the Post Office cannot get the mail delievered to the castle what with the 9 foot snow drifts. And the princess is expecting all sorts of goodies to be delivered from throughout the world. But Princess Lenora did not want to waste a wish on her own selfish self needs of attention from her boomer sisters in the land of USA, UK, and Celtic country. So she wished for another wish, which was....

that the great thaw came and rescued the princess......failing that a rope ladder and a helicopter.

the SS Enterprise with captain J T Kirk transforted us family and all (if you want them lol) to a warmer climet, secrite locasion in hawie for the afternoon, the first inclusive bommer womans meeting....free facial, and strees reducing massage included, Oh and for those that need to diet for say a wedding or anything, cling fill plastic wrapp treatment garenteed to lose 2 stone and produce firm trim muscles and skin(pheewwww).....

.....christmass cocktail being served at the christmass bouffe the woman decide or try to tell the screen names from the real names.....and if you really look like your pictures....

the party commences.....a woman who closly resemboles a bird feeder used to store candy....holds court...

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