Meanwhile, Lady Chatterly passed out from sun, sam, and tequila sunrises. She had no idea what was going on. Lady Chatterly had waited for sam for years, until he came to his senses to visit his long lost love in Nevada. And there she was, unconscious on the pool deck, missing out on her new found sexiest man alive. Back in the mountain land of Colorado, Princess Lenora was snow bound. Her Prince got stuck in his chariot, an unpretentious Toyota Corolla, as he left work in a blizzard to get home to his fair princess. Fortunately, a handsome Duke in his Nissan Titan came to rescue the Prince from being stranded in the snow on the path to home. The handsome Duke brought the Prince home to the Princess in the blizzard. However, the Duke got his Nissan Stallion stuck in his very own moat at his very own castle. The Prince and Princess paid the Duke back with homemade cookies from the Princesses' castle, which was all there was to eat since the blizzard closed all roads and stores. You see, the Queen of the land had said, "Let them eat cake" so they ate cookies. Now, the princess is reading the story about the lady Chatterly and her Sam in the sun, which even the lady is unaware of because she is passed out. So Sam, ever the sexy sun God, turns to the lady Chatterly, and says,