You know you're old when you plan your vacation road trip around rest stops.

You know you're old when you're the only one in your writing class who knows who Mr. Green Jeans is....

You know you're old when "to do without" means you're out of Oreo's.

You know you're old when the choice is either a hot date or a night out with the girls and it takes you a nano-second to decide...

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