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#91521 - 10/12/06 10:39 AM With or Without
Vicki M. Taylor Member Registered: 01/06/03 Posts: 2196 Loc: Tampa, FL	A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked "No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight. The homeless Woman was astounded "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine." _________________________ Vicki "What you believe yourself to be, you are." Claude M. Bristol Your Writing Coach Writing Coach Blog
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#91522 - 10/12/06 10:46 AM Re: With or Without [Re: Vicki M. Taylor]
Bluebird Member Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 2560 Loc: Pagosa Springs, Colorado	LOL!!! Good one, Vicki! _________________________ Jackie In My Father's house are many mansions...John 14:2 http://www.myspace.com/westernbluebird
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#91523 - 10/12/06 11:01 AM Re: With or Without [Re: Bluebird]
Eagle Heart Member Registered: 03/22/05 Posts: 4876 Loc: Canada	LOL, I sent this one to my hubby...hope he gets "the message". _________________________ When you don't like a thing, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. (Maya Angelou)
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#91524 - 10/12/06 11:34 AM Re: With or Without [Re: Eagle Heart]
Dotsie Founder Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 23647 Loc: Maryland	I am belly laughing. This is hysterical. _________________________ Founder Emeritus of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com
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#91525 - 10/12/06 07:37 PM Re: With or Without
Jane_Carroll member Registered: 07/06/06 Posts: 1521 Loc: Alabama	Too cute...I didn't see it coming! _________________________ Jane Carroll
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#91526 - 10/12/06 07:47 PM Re: With or Without [Re: Jane_Carroll]
Pam R. Member Registered: 03/10/06 Posts: 404	Just what I need today after a really, really hard day at work! _________________________ Pam
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