Let's see....drawing from memory as far as a relationship is concerned....they would be something like:

Cold Case - been so long!

or

That 70's show - cause it's been a long, long, time

or

The Rookies - we didn't have a clue what we were doing

and NOW?

Giving it careful thought...if someone got ME in a relationship NOW it would have to be called: Bonanza

I've had all the surgeries known to man, (no parts to rupture), I make my own living, I'm also retired, my children are grown, and I have most of my teeth with a thick head of hair. What's not to love, am I right?

JJ