A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such a wonderful married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each one wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. " The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! -the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are FEMALE.

I've heard this before but still couldn't remember the punch line. I love it.

Too cute! LOL

Well 49erDonna thats definitely my kind of fairy...So funny and so deserved....LOL

I don't visit this forum very often. After this great laugh, I will be back again. Very funny!

Anno you should pop into all the forum topics every now and then, as many are not what they seem and there is usually some fascination advice and comment on each one. Or open an older post too and just read, always illuminating!!

This is too funny, Donna. Serves him right!