Someone sent this to me via email and I thought it was cute.


Some funny things as as seen in Church Bulletins across the county.

-- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the
church hall. Music will follow.

-- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be
"What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

-- Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little
Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will
meet with the Pastor in his private study.

-- The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
"Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The
congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

-- During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare
privilege of hearing a good sermon when Rev. Jones supplied
our pulpit.

- The preacher will preach his farewell message, after
which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy."

-- The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce
the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and
Mrs. Julius Belzer.

-- The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of
his audience.

-- Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson
will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

I'm rolling in the floor! HOW FUNNY!

Oh man...these are good...got to forward them on.