Someone sent this to me via email and I thought it was cute.


Some funny things as as seen in Church Bulletins across the county.

-- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the
church hall. Music will follow.

-- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be
"What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

-- Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little
Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will
meet with the Pastor in his private study.

-- The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
"Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The
congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

-- During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare
privilege of hearing a good sermon when Rev. Jones supplied
our pulpit.

- The preacher will preach his farewell message, after
which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy."

-- The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce
the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and
Mrs. Julius Belzer.

-- The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of
his audience.

-- Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson
will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.