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#84095 - 07/30/06 02:44 PM We're the Good Apples!
Dancing Dolphin Member Registered: 03/06/06 Posts: 2529 Loc: Southern California	Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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#84096 - 07/30/06 06:36 PM Re: We're the Good Apples! [Re: Dancing Dolphin]
chatty lady Writer Registered: 02/24/04 Posts: 20267 Loc: Nevada	AMEN to both those statements, so true, so true!!!!! _________________________ Take a peek at my BLOG: http://charleen-micheles.blogspot.com/
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#84098 - 08/26/06 02:49 PM Re: We're the Good Apples! [Re: ]
49erDonna Member Registered: 06/24/06 Posts: 384 Loc: California	excellent...
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#84099 - 08/27/06 11:46 AM Re: We're the Good Apples! [Re: 49erDonna]
chickadee Member Registered: 09/26/04 Posts: 3910 Loc: Alabama	Don't cha just love grapes! chick _________________________ chick ~ Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't ~ ~ Prayer is the most we can do for another human being ~
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#84100 - 08/27/06 01:38 PM Re: We're the Good Apples! [Re: chickadee]
Edelweiss Member Registered: 06/05/06 Posts: 4136 Loc: American living in Europe	Maybe that's why our feet get bigger the older we get.
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#84101 - 08/27/06 04:43 PM Re: We're the Good Apples! [Re: Edelweiss]
Jane_Carroll member Registered: 07/06/06 Posts: 1521 Loc: Alabama	JJ, You better get your stompers ready before you meet that special man... _________________________ Jane Carroll
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#84102 - 08/27/06 05:45 PM Re: We're the Good Apples! [Re: Jane_Carroll]
Dotsie Founder Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 23647 Loc: Maryland	While reading the first part I was thinking about imparting this wisdom on my daughter. Then I got to the bottom and roared. I could send her the beginning only. _________________________ Founder Emeritus of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com
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