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Frog Story (GROAN)

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name
is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to
get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how
much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000.00.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and
that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000.00 is a substantial amount
of money and that he will need to secure some
collateral against the loan. She asks if he has
anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a
tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall,
bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to
consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and
wants to borrow $30,000.00. And he wants to use this as
collateral. "She held up the pink elephant. "I mean, what
the heck is this??"


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The manager looks back at her and says, "It's a
knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."