"Chickadee, what are you doing here?" Chick raced into the crowd...

[ October 19, 2005, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: Eagle Heart ]

GET OUT, GET OUT...each and every one of you. "NO MEN ALLOWED" screamed chickadee. What's this boomer world coming to!

Chickadee rounded up the boys one by one calling attention. C'mon...hut, one, two, three, hut, one, two, three...Chippendaleds get over here, NO, SMILES not you...

ELVIS come on, WE are going home, you know your not allowed to be here if your not in drag..."Where's your new red dress I bought you?"

Follow me men.

Chickadee opened the door to let the musky crew out when she was met eyeball to eyeball with her arch enemy..

[ October 19, 2005, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: chickadee ]

The Fox. The fox eyed the Chick...the Chick eyed the fox... round and round they eyed... they eyed some more...then they crossed eyed... then just when everybody thought there would be blood shed,

one of the poupon-jello balls bounced by. Chatty grabbed it and flung it at The Fox. With mustard and green jello dripping from The Fox's eyes and chin, Chickadee was able to jump into the nearest Chippendale's arms and...

show us all why they call her CHICK-adee... Nancy50, Robin and Brenda got up from their vantage point at the end of one of the long tables and began gathering up the leftovers in plastic bags smuggled in by non other than Meredith knowing there would be food left and she was sick of eating greens and bouuncing cookies. Sherri screamed "ladies please lets remember who we are." Yea shouted Dianne, we are boomer babes hear us roar. Donna and Dian began singing sweetly but all eyes went towards Pam and Sandra who jumped to the top of one of the tables and began waving their arms and shaking their bottoms while they......

[ October 19, 2005, 07:58 PM: Message edited by: chatty lady ]

did the macerana!

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9703/04/fringe/india.macarena/

[ October 19, 2005, 06:02 PM: Message edited by: Danita ]

It was a mad house of fun and merriment when all rose to join in, Dreamer, Junebug, StacyM, Maggie, NH Jackie, speakermom, amd Toni all began chanting "shake that thang." Erica, Beth1119, unique, DJ and NatureGirl showed us some moves that would've made even Smile blush. Just then Sunrise yelled out to JerseyGirl and Sher for all to hear, would you look at Lynn and Lynn329 each trying to out do each other, "I'm best, no I'm best,"... Oh no check out the group in the corner trying to start a stripping contest and who is the leader, AskDutchy says its Danita of course, with those hairy legs, who else? Hey you ladies stop that right now, BeadAngel and candiceJ, Evie, ariadne54, Dahti, Louisa, angelsmuse, agate, Bookie, and Vicki M. put those things back on, shouted DallasGal this isn't Las Vegas you know. Oh no, look at mammajude, fiftyandfine and KayB giving a new meaning to the word FREEDOM....thats right Lionspaaw and WestertnBluebird corral them all and throw some cold.....

[ October 19, 2005, 08:00 PM: Message edited by: chatty lady ]

champagne over them ASAP! My goodness ladies, Danita said as she guzzled a bit of champagne before dumping the rest on top of several of the nearest girls' heads....remember we are LADIES and we're here to honor our new President Dotsie! Oh Dotsie?? Dotsie?? Where are you Dotsie??? All of a sudden there was the sound of a Harley Davidson's engine starting up and to the total amazement of the assembled crowd......

Off rode Dotsie into the sunset, on the back of a hog, with her handsome first husband in the pilot seat.

Meanwhile...back in the ballroom...