WHAT THA HA----

I leave for one measley hour...ONE! You women...tsk..tsk. Now let's back up that John Deere for just a sec here, shall we?

1) The ignorant and departed boyfriend took said lawnmower when I departed him. Good ridance. I swear I did NOT let the air out of those tires, NOR was I the one who took out that little thingy that makes it run. I swear it.

2) Trixie IS a redhead and she DOES shed. She also speaks with a forked tongue and lays around on the couch all day. She wouldn't know manual labor if it bit her in the butt, k? She's a lying dog. In more ways than one.

3) There could be some truth to the vacuum thing. So sue me.

4) I'm pretty in Pink. Nananana boo boo

5) So, these people pay her to cut the grass? hmm...know how much? what? Hey, a girl's gotta live...

Now settle down you two...geeish.

JJ