Okay ladies, heads up. Since the 1st ends my stay here as the Featured Writer of the Month, and since I got behind on my trivia STUFF, I'm going ahead TODAY and post the last question. The winner of THIS question will receive a box of Mello Melts...yummy and they must share them with me...what? Okay, okay, tuff room. There yours to keep, you mefirster...

FINAL TRIVIA QUESTION IS:

What name did I give to Dan's friends?


Sorry for cramming these two questions back to back, but I want to make sure that you ALL get a chance to win before I leave. I love you guys...sniff...sniff...****Group hug!!!!***

JJ

Today and tomorrow kiddos...I've gotten some answers to BOTH questions already. The first one the answers were all correct, I'm just waiting on someone to hit the number I chose, so keep entering! The second one, nope, wrong answers!

...keep those guesses coming!

JJ

Georgia, did anyone you worked with mention this?

YOu have a gift if you don't have to torment over your endings. You go girl!

The only thing anyone has said about the "Meeting from Hell" is how funny it was/is. They haven't asked me WHO the specific people are, or the meeting. Whew...

JJ

Well ladies, it is with a heavy heart that I give up this coveted space today of Featured Author. Being a natural born ham, I love being in the limelight. I can't help it, its what I do.

HOW-SOME-EVER (as we say here in the South), I'm leaving with parting gifts. And THAT makes me happy.

The winner of Trivia Question #3 with a prize of a 25.00 gift certificate from Meredith's jewelry is Chickadee. The Question was:

When tha Queen here was taking drugs for a bad cold, and she showed up at her friend Liz's house, what two gifts did she bestow upon her long time friend?

The correct answer was: "A hospital "donut" ring and a water jug"---you go chickadee!


Now for Question #4,

"What name did I give to Dan's friends?"

The winner of the box of Mello Melts is Sherri Smith (Sherri, I need your home address) with her correct answer of

Dumb and Dumber from the story "Who Needs Martha Stewart."

Wuhooo...go Sherri...go Sherri! <Queen circling arms and bouncing>

Ladies, it has been my distinct pleasure to be able to share this month with you all as the Featured Author. What a blast! You've been kind, attentive, and full of well wishes. Even Trixie was moved by your kudos. Now if I could just get her to MOVE off the couch.

I'm bowing (no offense Trixie) out now, and welcome our next guest. But before I go, may I leave you with some wisdom that my friend Erma gave?

I'm trying very hard to live by these words, and have adopted them as my battle cry. I hope you will to.

Much love to you all, JJ


When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say: "I used everything you gave me." --Erma Bombeck

[ August 01, 2005, 11:19 AM: Message edited by: jawjaw ]

We're going to miss you Queenie!
Love the quote by Erma!

We loved having you here!

rah rah for jawjaw!
i had a great time reading through all the posts and your site and look forward to monday mornings!

Enjoyed every minute, JJ. I had many out loud laughs and fun times all month long. You will be missed as featured author.
Thank you for the opportunity to win jewelry from our own Meredith too!
chick

Thank you for being Favorite Author JJ. We'll miss you as FA. But of course, we're still stuck with you... I mean, 'Blessed' by you... as our Favorite ""Queen.""
We love ya' Queenie.
smile

[ August 02, 2005, 02:24 PM: Message edited by: smilinize ]