I'm tellin' ya' a seatbelt won't do it. JJ's thinks she's a hell's angel. She's flying around the neighborhood like a wild woman. She's got the computer hooked to the steering wheel with the boomer site on screen.

Never stops at the signs. Just computes her way everywhere. And purple and silver are only the beginning. Why she thinks PINK compliments her wild red hair is beyond me.

And mowing lawns? Not gonna' happen. Don't even mention it. She'll want me to pull her around the lawn and fan her or something. I mean this woman doesn't even vacumn.

And sunscreen won't help. I need an industrial strenght Air Conditioner. I am one HOT DOG!