Okay...this older man comes into the club and on his arm is this bootiful young thang. Old man's friends are all ga-ga and when young thang goes to the bathroom, all the buds want to know what's with the young chickie girlfriend.

"Hey, show a little respect; that's no girlfriend, that's my wife!" says older feller.

Everyone is aghast and wants to know how old feller got young thang to marry him. "Well," says he, "it was easy. I lied to her."

"WHAT????" say all the friends. "Did you tell her you were 70????"

"Nope," says he. "I told her I was 90."

Okay Boomer Sibs...now go do this in reverse.