A few more....know he's a loser/boozer...

When he thinks his beer belly is a 52 inch chest.

When he thinks he's a big spender while going Dutch..

When he asks if he can borrow your big girl panties..

When he thinks the only way to get your attention is to belch or fart..

When his Saturday night date 'T-shirt' reads, Just another sexy bald guy..

When invited to a bar-be-que his apron reads, Will grill for sex..

When he thinks everything tastes better with ketchup..

When his Sunday go to meeting 't-shirt' reads This is not a beer gut, it's a protective covering for my rock hard abs..

When his other 't-shirt' reads, It's my birthday wheres my gift..

When breaking up I would give this fancy dresser a brand new 't-shirt' that reads, GEEZER, formerly known as Stud Muffin...

I hate men that wear t-shirts for every occassion and not necessarily nice clean ones....