cuse me but isn't that a bit dog barking?

I for one am a Queen...Queen's do not participate in..ahem..."hanky panky" as you put it. Weeee are above such nonesense...

Howsomeever...in the interest of cammerodereeee...uh...calm-e-rod...uh..cam-er...oh heck..in getting along, I volunteer to interview all of the MEN who you all think should be on our calendar...no..no...don't thank me. It is the least I can do as your Queen...ahem...what?