cuse me but isn't that a bit dog barking?

I for one am a Queen...Queen's do not participate in..ahem..."hanky panky" as you put it. Weeee are above such nonesense...

Howsomeever...in the interest of cammerodereeee...uh...calm-e-rod...uh..cam-er...oh heck..in getting along, I volunteer to interview all of the MEN who you all think should be on our calendar...no..no...don't thank me. It is the least I can do as your Queen...ahem...what?

Okay, Queenie, you just go ahead and interview all the men you want. I won't mind a bit. As long as they're sitting on my lap during the.... ahem, uh interview.

Yessirree. You go for it Barbara Walters!!

Now if only I could find my lap. I think it disappeared under my belly somewhere around Christmas.

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Order in the court! I think this started as a serious post. Did it?

Of course this calendar thing started with a serious post. Serious as dirt.

Problem is, these rowdy boomer women got ahold of it and they "Corrupted it" Corrupted I tell ya'!!

The elegant calendar with formally posed photos and words of wisdom that I envisioned has veered completely out of control. Now we've got photos of a bunch of wild boomer women in other people's bodies with HUNKS on their laps and we're being spammed around the world with "enlargement" products and viagra. How did this happen?

I can't imagine. And of course "I" am completely blameless. "I" would never even Think of such a thing. And "I" would never allow a HUNK to sit on "My" lap! Never! Well, of course if it was Brian Pitts or Keneau Reeves or...

Oh forget I said that. I'm telling ya, I'm perfectly innocent. It was these 'other' boomers that corrupted me.

These women need Supervision!!!

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[ January 12, 2004, 11:05 AM: Message edited by: smilinize ]

I'm thinking dejamoo...I've heard this bull before....teehee...

Okay, Missus Moo,

We all know who
is plum full of moo.
Look around
look behind
and in front too

And if it moos
it's probably YOU!!

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[ January 12, 2004, 11:16 AM: Message edited by: smilinize ]

Hey, what happened to our calendar?

I looked for an online calendar program. They all already had photos, etc. on them. No way for us to make them ours.

I was all set to pose with some handsome hunk too.

Darn.

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WOW!!! OH MY!!! I surely missed the boat here!!! You ladies had me screaming on the floor. I hadn't laughed this hard in a long time. Its 7am and I was afraid I was going to wake my family...heeee...hooooo...haaaa.....CACKLE and scream.... If this is actually something you all are considering...Please count me in!!!! But I want to look like Ann Margret....Man that woman still looks good for her age....I do have red hair so my hair can stay the same...hehehehe.

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Honey, this is age of the computer!

Can you say, "photo enhancement?" We don't have to just "look good for our age" We can BE any age we want.

And I need to revise my image a little. Previously I was opting for all those dead women's body parts, well, I changed my mind. Half my body parts are already dead anyway so why would I want more?

I want dibs on Nicole Kidman's legs, J Lo's behind and I would take just about any of those boobs I saw on the Golden 'Globes'. Boy was there ever some excellent implants on that show.

Actually I've considered being an implant donor. Problem is, I can't seem to get these boobs of mine off the couch.

Back to the calendar, as soon as I get those body parts, I'm READY!!!! Bring on the HUNKS!!

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hey! Why did she say "tasteful?" hahahah...

Okay, you read the post leading up to it, didn't ya? Well, we do have fun around here, eh?

I still like the idea of the calendar, and think it is an excellent idea to include it in with the sale of the book. I wouldn't mind seeing one highlighting either

1) all of these talented and beautiful ladies here in the Boomer room...OR...
2) all of the women who contributed to the book?

Either one would be a plus for Boomer Women Speak.

Howsomeever....I must bring up my own version of the calendar again...I think a calendar of good-looking UNKNOWN men over the age of say...50ish would be a hit too and I once again volunteer my services to travel and pick them out...hey, it's the least I can do...am I right?

Okay, Smiles...take it from here...teehee....Lord I love this forum...