Danita, Quick Writer,

You know, like Dan Light Feather - no offense to my American Indian friends, but even they think I'm funny sometimes , but only because I'm very white (pasty faced) with blue eyes and exceedingly curly hair with some Indian heritage so they think I am an amalgamation and don't really count anyway.....(see, we spent 18 years in North Dakota way up by the Canadian border, where only Indians and Norwegians live and also some really weird Irish/German/French/American Indian folks.)

Well, you are just tooo funny and I am just delighted since the only people I know are really way too serious and frankly drive me nuts - they always take me seriously when I am only trying to lighten a serious situation - how in the world can you go thru life being miserable in a miserable situation?

And yes, it has certainly helped my day, moreover, my convictions that life WILL get better!

More hugs,
Searcher

And Danita Quick Writer (Henceforth to be known as Danita Q W),

ROTFPMP is the only way I can appreciate good humor since my uterus has made a permanent liason with my bladder. Good insurance would be such a blessing!

Talk to you all soon
Searcher

I just realized! i don't watch tv anymore, unless i catch an older movie, or a new good movie. What are the chances of that? LOL I am like Danita, I live in lala Land! if I am not on the computer looking in here, I am on a poetry board, or writing poetry! i get lost and never think of tv! HUM! I do listen to 1 particular cd over and over and over though! LOL
Bach:
Concerto for 2 violins in D minor
Concerto for violin in E major
Concerto for violin in A minor

Picked it up for $1.50 15 yrs ago and just love it! LOL

Don't worry, I throw in a little boot scootin' boggie every once in a while, TEXAS LIVES! LOLOL

Okay searcher, I admit it. Occasionally I watch the history channel... uh huh. Do. eeek!

I don't watch survivior (please don't shoot me!) Sweeping my kitchen floor is as much energy as I expend daily, and those people just wear me out.

I do watch EVERY Sunday, Poirot, on the Biography channel and if you want to get my dander up, call me during one of his shows. I LOVE THEM! He's a Belgium detective and the stories were written by Agatha Christie... just my cup of tea... I like British shows, most of them, especially the mystery shows.

Course I still watch Matlock and Murder She Wrote too...

JJ

My favorites are:

Any crime show - I should have been a forensic scientist.
Most of HGTV - I get good ideas for future projects.
Animal planet - I watch the dog catcher shows, then can't finish watching because I get too upset.
Fox News - but the debating shows are getting old. And when there is a catastrophe, I'm glued to the tv even though I cry and get all depressed.
No reality - life is enough reality for me. Plus, don't you think it's all fake anyway?
Every now and then I watch Oprah.
Sex in the City - I've only started watching after it started playing on reg. cable. Sometimes I cringe - they are all such loose women.

Daisygirl

Searcher,

Thank you sooo much for my honorable Indian name. I will use it with pride!

I hope today is an even better day for you then yesterday was. (you know the old saying, "every day above ground, is a great one". LOL)

You said: "ROTFPMP is the only way I can appreciate good humor since my uterus has made a permanent liason with my bladder."

I say: You are soooo funny. A liaison, huh?

I saw this joke and thought of you (hope you don't mind)...it's an (ahem) older woman in a red hat and she's saying...

"multi-tasking...I laugh, cough, sneeze and pee at the same time. That's multi-tasking, right?"

Great, big, joyful, boomer hugs at ya!

Danita
quick writer

You women are nuts. And I love it. I've never heard ROTFLPMP. Danita, you must have teens!

I noticed no one mentioned watching "Desperate Housewives"...am I the only one who's hooked??
(Or the only one brave ebough to admit it?)

I'll admit it. I love Desperate Housewives and Gilmore Girls. Those are my 2 shows.

I AM the woman they wrote the show about!(desperate housewives - and don't EVEN think about asking which one is me!!!!!!)

"buluah give me another grape" (mae west)

Of course it is awesome!

Danita
quick writer