Hey, I got my thongs on right now. One on each foot.
But if we're gonna' take photos, I say I choose the body I WANT to display my thong. The body I'm hauling around now is used and and I need a new model.
The way I see it we all oughtta' get new bodies at mid life. After all if you're in the middle of life, you're either half dead or half alive. I guess it's according to the way you view that infamous cup. Either way, a new body would sure be nice.
Personally, I'm opting for a total body transplant. I want Pamela's boobs, Tina's legs and J Lo's behind.
With a body like that I won't need a brain. Besides, the one I've got is like new. It's hardly been used at all.
I already got a real good trade in on my heart. It had a lot of miles on it and it had been wrecked so I asked God for a new one and He took the old one in trade. Now I just pray and read His Word and I get a shiny new one every single day. What a deal.
So as soon as I recover from this Extreme makeover/full body transpanlt, I'll be ready for the photo session, thong and all. WHEW!!!
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