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#46591 - 06/25/06 12:39 AM Lost in the Translation?
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc. 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.' " The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
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#46592 - 06/29/06 03:58 AM Re: Lost in the Translation?
49erDonna Member Registered: 06/24/06 Posts: 384 Loc: California	I think his own prescription may not make him longer - but his remaining days will be lots of fun!
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#46593 - 06/29/06 03:58 AM Re: Lost in the Translation?
49erDonna Member Registered: 06/24/06 Posts: 384 Loc: California	that should be ...live longer....
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#46594 - 06/28/06 05:47 PM Re: Lost in the Translation?
Eagle Heart Member Registered: 03/22/05 Posts: 4876 Loc: Canada	Lola, thanks for making me laugh - I love it when something makes me laugh! 49erDonna, your first post made me laugh too
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#46595 - 06/28/06 05:54 PM Re: Lost in the Translation?
Bluebird Member Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 2560 Loc: Pagosa Springs, Colorado	Just goes to show you - men hear what they WANNA hear!!
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#46596 - 06/28/06 06:55 PM Re: Lost in the Translation?
yonuh Member Registered: 06/14/06 Posts: 2447 Loc: Arizona	Yes, it's called 'selective deafness' and is also an affliction of children!
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#46597 - 06/29/06 08:39 AM Re: Lost in the Translation?
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	Oh, yes, yes, yes! Selective deafness and more. I said to him, "You've got shaving foam in your ear" He said, "Pardon?" I said, "You've got shaving foam in your ear." He said, "WHAT?" I said, "YOU'VE GOT SHAVING FOAM IN YOUR EAR!" He said, "Pardon me, I can't hear you. I've got shaving foam in my ear." And that my friends, truly did happen.
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#46598 - 06/30/06 03:49 AM Re: Lost in the Translation?
Dotsie Founder Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 23647 Loc: Maryland	Lola, that got a belly laugh out of me. Also, loved the one that began this post!
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#46599 - 06/29/06 10:17 PM Re: Lost in the Translation?
chatty lady Writer Registered: 02/24/04 Posts: 20267 Loc: Nevada	Lola you are a trip and thats a good thing....
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