After Easter Thoughts I did not write this , I know this is after Easter , but my friends thought it was funny and so did I.

Subject: Easter Thoughts


All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from the Easter Bunny
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

There's no such thing as too much candy.

All work and no play can make you a basket case.

A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

Some body parts should be floppy. Some Not.

Keep you paws off other people's jellybeans.

Good things come in small-sugarcoated packages.

The grass is greener in someone else's basket.

An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

To show your true colors you have to come out of the shell.

The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.


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These are adorable. Thanks for posting them here for all to see.

These are just too cute! My favorite: "Some body parts should be floppy. Some Not."

This one gives me a visual not dissimilar to some of the wisdom of Maxine of Hallmark fame...one of my heros!

Tami

A few of my Favorite Things~~for boomers?

Maalox and nosedrops and needles for knittin',
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittin's,
Bundles of magazines tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs, cataracts, hearing aids, glasses,
Polident, Fixodent, false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, when the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
Then I remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food nor food cook'd with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, when the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Anonymous

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I love it! I found myself humming the tune!

Sherri
Best New Christian Writer 2006
by: www.christianstoryteller.com

This is so cute and soooo true too!!!

Oh, I love that also. How cute Smile

Loved it......but now tune stuck in my head who has drano

how wonderful!
thanks!