Proves a good man is hard to find!!!!!

What I want in a man, Original list:

-Handsome
-Charming
-Financially successful
-A caring listener
-Witty
-In good shape
-Dresses with style
-Appreciates finer thing
-Full of thoughtful surprises
-An imaginative, romantic lover

What I want in a man, Revised list (age 32)

-Nice looking
-Opens car doors, holds chairs
-Has enough money for a nice dinner
-Listens more than talks
-Carries bags of groceries with ease
-Owns at least one tie
-Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
-Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
-Seeks romance at least once a week

What I want in a man, Revised list (age 42)

-Not too ugly
-Doesn't drive off until I'm in a car
-Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
-Nods head when I'm talking
-Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
-Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
-Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
-Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
-Remembers to put the toilet seat down
-Shaves most weekends

What I want in a man, Revised list (52)

-Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
-Doesn't belch or scratch in public
-Doesn't borrow money too often
-Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
-Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
-Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
-Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
-Appreciates a good TV dinner
-Remembers your name on occasion
-Shaves some weekends

What I want in a man, Revised list (age 62)

-Doesn't scare small children
-Remembers where bathroom is
-Doesn't require much money for upkeep
-Only snores lightly when asleep
-Remembers why he's laughing
-Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
-Usually wears some clothes
-Likes soft foods
-Remembers where he left his teeth
-Remembers that it's the weekend

What I want in a man, Revised list (age 72)

-Breathing
-Doesn't miss the toilet

Cheers,
Cathi