Some of the artists of the '60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. (Some of them are dead, so
just go with the premise.) They include:

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye - I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts

Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba - Denture Queen

Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again

Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To

Carly Simon -- 'You're So Varicose Vein"

Steely Dan -- "Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper"

Nancy Sinatra -- "These Boots Are Made For Bunions"

Vicki, that was a great laugh!! I dragged my husband over to the computer so he could read your post...we're still laughing. Thanks for that

Donna D in Canada

I love the Helen Reddy one...OMG! That's me!

JJ

The Commodores one is me!

Four, five, six times and counting...

Ain't it the truth Eagle? Every day when I arrive from work I have to make a beeline straight in the house and run down the hall to the bathroom...geewiz! I know you all are so glad I shared that with you, right? LOL! Sorry.

JJ

JJ, maybe we should look more closely at Ringo Starr's solution...

Johnny Nash is mine. Why is everything printed in tiny fonts?

Yeah, why is everything printed in tiny fonts? My 98 year old grandmother tries to read the news paper. She said, "They are making this print smaller and smaller." I didn't have the heart to tell her it was not the print getting smaller, but her eye sight failing. When I type on the computer, I use a large font! Vicki, that was too funny. LLL