Loved the post!!! I love alternative words and definitions...they just crack me up. I enjoy a good pun as well. Words, words, words don't we all just love words.

Came across this quote and thought it was very funny, thought you all might enjoy it also:

Ninety percent of the time things turn out worse than you thought they would.
The other ten percent of the time you had no right to expect that much.
--Augustine

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