Louisa, thats a fantastic accounting of what could have been an even more memorable night, still laughing...

Thanks Chatty. I'll never live that one down. As if that wasn't bad enough, shortly after that, I had on a different dress and was going to something and in a hurry. Somehow, when I zipped the dress up, I got the back part of the hem caught and didn't know it. I ran out to put something in the trunk of my car which as at the end of my driveway with the trunk facing the street. As I turned to go back in the house, I saw a convertible with the top down just rounding the corner. It was my ex in his girlfriend's car. He had just driven down the street. I don't know if he saw me or not. He never mentioned it. I always figured he must not have noticed since he didn't slam on the brakes or hit a parked car or anything.

Louisa

Lousia,
That was so funny and I am also still laughing . Wow. I know I must have some stories , they just won't come out of my head . Humm...

Louisa: There you go girl, a great embarrassing story! and how little it means to us today!
But back then, woah!!

Dotsie to answer your question, the men that owned the "houses" (showrooms) were usually gay, he was, but he had a great sense of humor and I had ended up with a great job! Horrorfying though at that time! Today I can laugh about it.

Louisa Your story reminds me of the time I had given my son a huge party for his graduation at the club house. So much to do, so stressed....but my dress, too, was a "dancing dress" I loved it, thought I looked so "together" but ignored the fact that I felt
like I had been walking just "weird" My friend's younger dtr came up to me and whispered "Sandi, I don't think anyone else will tell you, but you have two different shoes on" and I did, both black pumps but one was plain and the other snakeskin..and of course one heel was slightly lower then the other. For the rest of the night, there I was all dressed , in stockings...and so I danced anyway. KarenC: remember that one?

JawJaw: not to hog this here, but I must admit, I didnt' poop on first base, but........

Louisa, thank God you didn't have some toilet paper hanging out the top of your pantyhose!

Sandi, one Thanksgiving my aunt wore two different shoes to dinner. They were the same pump but different colors. So the next year everyone came to dinner with very obvious mismatched shoes. We never let her live that down.

You want and embarrasing moment.. I still want to fall through the floor!
I was at a nearby mall, just roaming around. There was a kiosk in the middle of the main floor with nothing but chocolate and nuts. I was standing there looking into the case of goodies when a young man came up and asked me if he could help me. My reply? "Not right now, I'm just looking at your nuts"! Everyone around me just started laughing and one guy even spit a mouthfull of his drink all over the place!

OUT LOUD! OUT LOUD! FOLKS, WE HAVE A WINNER! OMG....how freakin' funny!

JJ