Hmmm...I'd like to tell y'all how I got to this site at this ungodly hour, but I'm at that age (and it's that hour of the night) where I'm not thinking too straight.
What I noticed right away, however, is the presence of a couple of folks that I've enjoyed on other sites, particularly that wild "ja-a-a-wj-a-a-aw" redhead, so I thought I'd spend a little time reading. I've already been laughing so hard that I had diet vanilla coke (my--ahem--one and only vice) spewing from both nostrils THREE times now! Now, there's a 2 a.m. visual for ya!
I'm a part-time writer, considering going back into the education field. I'm in Florida--a long 25 minutes from the beach--but safe from the sharks and even the alligators.
The screen name is actually a misnomer, or a goal, depending on my mood. I won't be fifty until next spring. By that time I plan to be fully recovered from a few years of health issues, so I hope to be "fine" in that sense of the word. And through diligent lifesyle choices (sounds so much better than diet and exercise, don't cha think?) I hope to also be "fine" once again in the sleazy pickup line sense of the word. You know, "Oooh baby, you so fine..." I'm figuring Prednisone puffiness will be long gone by spring!
Other vitals: Married forever, 2 grown kids, 3 grandkids with 1 more on the way.
Oh, and since I came to FL by way of Canada and China--long story for later--I'll see what I can do about adding a little spice from north of the Mason-Dixon. (Naturally, I bow to jj as the Queen of southern sass!)
Great to be here. Can't wait to get to know everybody.