Oh JJ, nobody can make me laugh like you. You're so amazing.

You know what? When a man flirts with me I get scared. Really nervous. I've had old geezers hit on me in the grocery store and that's because they've heard it's a good place to pick up women. Ask me cooking questions for Pete's sake! I'm so rude to them. "How should I know? Does it say Betty Crocker on my back?" I can't stand it! I'm wearing my wedding ring and not looking around. Good grief Louise!

I have a friend who is 48, built like something out of hollywood, sweet, successful, blonde...if we go out to dinner I can't even carry on a conversation with her because the men start flocking to us (her!). It's just impossible. But she's afraid of being alone in her middle age and dates some of the biggest losers. So, what does she do? Takes me to places with her so I can sniff out the guys and tell her whether they're losers or not. I'm like her Pitt Bull! I just wish she could believe in herself enough to hold out for the right guy.

I've had friends, middle age, divorced who completely forget about me if a man comes into the picture and you know what? The men notice this too and see a sheer act of desperation on the part of these women. When they are always available and never turn them down, these men know exactly how desperate the women are and dump them.