I haven't had this much fun in awhile with words. And yes, I'm fast as a speeding bullet...Okay fast as a cannon ball, but hell, I'm old!!!

Edelweiss dear, see my PM to you., you'll have a good laugh, I hope!!

NEW WORDS: The letter V

vacancy, vacate, vacation, vaccine

When my landlord shouted, this house you must vacate,
I was mad as a hornet and said not without a fat rebate.

With my money in hand I thought why not take a vacation,
Theres enough here to go anywhere in the nation.

When I arrived in the African village of BuBu A'Macy,
I checked the only ramshakled hotel for a vacancy.

Heading so far into the African jungle; places never seen,
I had to be innoculated with every possible vaccine.

And now as I lay so still in my grave, thoroughly pissed I misbehaved, I know now what I didn't know then,
when the lions all look hungry, stay away from their dens...

Ha ha ha ha ha hee, hee! That's neat, Chatty!

Words: vacancy, vacate, vacation, vaccine

Here's a word to the wise,
I know, smart people will listen.

If you see a vacancy sign,
Approach with caution 'n wisdom.
Keep your money deposit,
'Til reading the fine print,
For if you have to vacate,
You're liable to lose rent.

And prior to taking a vacation,
In any faraway land,
Visit a medical doctor,
Stay healthy as you can.
Insist it's fresh vaccine,
He injects in all your shots,
The least your doctor can do,
Is provide the best he's got.

vacancy, vacate, vacation, vaccine

During our summer vacation,
The news covered some virus sensation.
About salmonella plague and all its dooms,
Even we had to vacate our hotel rooms

The vacancy sign doesn’t blink any more,
They barricaded that big old lobby front door,
And instead of a lovely beach scene,
We had to deal with a stinging vaccine!

Ouch!

And now for the W words!!!

wacky, wad, waddle, wade

I thought I was going wacky,
when everything tasted so icky-acky.

I felt like a cow chewing on a wad,
the stuff in my mouth had to be sod.

Then the doctor said, why madame, don't doddle,
you're pregnant and soon all you'll do is waddle.

Just as sure as the ace of spade,
the way you walk will look resemble a wade.

Being pregnant is not for the weak or the sad,
Its the time of your life where being weird is good, not bad.

Let's have a party when we get to Z!
No time now...for W...will see you later, though.

Words: wacky, wad, waddle, wade

I went to the zoo,
For somethin' to do,
And low 'n behold,
'Twas a penguin exhibit,
That stopped me cold.

I watched goofy birds waddle, around,
All over their pen, as if struttin' downtown.

Webbed feet 'n a tuxedo, wacky as heck,
Movin' slower than if a wad of mud,
Had stiffened their neck.

I watched 'em wade through,
The habitat and all,
Like a toddler's first winter,
And the repeated fall.

Party hearty, sounds good to me... Jabber love the cuteness of your poem.

Got a kick out of your poems, Jabber and Chatty!

A warning to the Editor (Chatty);...the following poem contains misused words. Read at your own risk. heh heh heh

Words: wacky, wad, waddle, wade

A wacky widdle duck,
Waddled in mud, and got stuck.
He wad in der all day,
Wailing, “wuak wuak ! I wanna wade!”

Chats,
Glad you like da poem; not much else I could with words like
wacky waddle! LOL...

Edelweiss3,
Now woudant dat dus flip your bippie! Ah, what's up doc?

Boy you weren't kidding Edelweiss. Not a problem! I love Daffy and Donald. But may I kindly say I don't think we should be able to add letters to a word, kind of defeats the purpose of the game...

Okay now, put on your thinking caps, here are the X words...

X-chromosome, xenophobia, x-ray, xylem
I'll come back later tonight when my mind is clearer, geesh!!!