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#201607 - 03/29/10 09:17 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: chatty lady]
yonuh Member Registered: 06/14/06 Posts: 2447 Loc: Arizona	So something like why do we park in the driveway and drive on a parkway?? _________________________ Well-behaved women rarely make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich http://ruthrainwater.wordpress.com/ http://newbeginningsgratitudejournal.wordpress.com/ http://sablewings.wordpress.com/
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#201611 - 03/30/10 03:33 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: yonuh]
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	A dyslexic man walked into a bra. _________________________ <><
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#201612 - 03/30/10 03:35 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	This fella is on safari in Africa when he comes across an elephant lying on the ground, in distress. He investigates and finds a thorn in its foot. He removes it, and the elephant trots merrily away. Twenty years on, the man is standing in the street in London watching a circus procession pass by. When the elephant gets level with him, it stops, looks straight at him, reaches out with its trunk, lifts him bodily into the air, smashes him on the ground and jumps on him. It was a different elephant. BA-DA-BING!!! _________________________ <><
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#201613 - 03/30/10 03:51 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	"Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " "Is it common?" "It's Not Unusual." _________________________ <><
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#201616 - 03/30/10 06:59 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
Dotsie Founder Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 23647 Loc: Maryland	Lola, I love the dyslexic man walking into a bra. I'm laughing out loud here. Thanks! Here's another one: All dyslexics untie. A gal I worked with had that on her screen saver. She and one of her children were both dyslexic. _________________________ Founder Emeritus of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com
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#201631 - 03/30/10 09:21 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Dotsie]
Anno Member Registered: 09/15/05 Posts: 4434 Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota	Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. _________________________ Follow our story of living, loving and laughing with a debilitating disease: http://www.multiplesystematrophyandshy-drager.blogspot.com
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#201634 - 03/30/10 09:32 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	These jokes made my day! Loved 'em! _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#201635 - 03/30/10 09:36 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: jabber]
Anno Member Registered: 09/15/05 Posts: 4434 Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota	A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer." _________________________ Follow our story of living, loving and laughing with a debilitating disease: http://www.multiplesystematrophyandshy-drager.blogspot.com
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#201636 - 03/30/10 09:36 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
Anno Member Registered: 09/15/05 Posts: 4434 Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota	It's fun looking for them too!. _________________________ Follow our story of living, loving and laughing with a debilitating disease: http://www.multiplesystematrophyandshy-drager.blogspot.com
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#201641 - 03/30/10 10:32 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don’t know, it all happened so fast." _________________________ <><
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