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#201563 - 03/29/10 09:20 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: jabber]
Anno Member Registered: 09/15/05 Posts: 4434 Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota	Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Jabber, who says you know any better? _________________________ Follow our story of living, loving and laughing with a debilitating disease: http://www.multiplesystematrophyandshy-drager.blogspot.com
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#201564 - 03/29/10 09:22 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
Anno Member Registered: 09/15/05 Posts: 4434 Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota	Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. Never enough Jaw Jaw! _________________________ Follow our story of living, loving and laughing with a debilitating disease: http://www.multiplesystematrophyandshy-drager.blogspot.com
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#201573 - 03/29/10 11:49 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
Cookie Member Registered: 06/02/06 Posts: 753 Loc: USA	Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?" The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will have a glass of plasma." The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."
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#201575 - 03/29/10 11:57 AM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Cookie]
Cookie Member Registered: 06/02/06 Posts: 753 Loc: USA	A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the residents chanting, "Thirteen! thirteen! thirteen!!" Quite curious about all this, he finds a hole in the fence, looks in and someone pokes him in the eye. Everyone in the asylum starts chanting,"Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
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#201576 - 03/29/10 12:59 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Cookie]
jawjaw Da Queen Registered: 07/02/03 Posts: 12025 Loc: Alabama	Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwhahahahahaha! _________________________ Queen JJ www.queenjawjaw.com All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond Humorist for the NABBW
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#201577 - 03/29/10 01:14 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: jawjaw]
Cookie Member Registered: 06/02/06 Posts: 753 Loc: USA	Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute??? * * * * * * * * * It's the one with the little sticker that says IDAHO. -------------------------------------------------------
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#201578 - 03/29/10 01:15 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: jawjaw]
Anno Member Registered: 09/15/05 Posts: 4434 Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota	How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards. I am on spring break and Dennis is with his PCA working out. What can I say, but I have too much time on my hands and I am loving this! _________________________ Follow our story of living, loving and laughing with a debilitating disease: http://www.multiplesystematrophyandshy-drager.blogspot.com
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#201579 - 03/29/10 01:19 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
Anno Member Registered: 09/15/05 Posts: 4434 Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota	Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water? Sam: "HIJKLMNO". Teacher: What?! Sam: Yesterday you said it's H to O! _________________________ Follow our story of living, loving and laughing with a debilitating disease: http://www.multiplesystematrophyandshy-drager.blogspot.com
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#201580 - 03/29/10 01:22 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
Anno Member Registered: 09/15/05 Posts: 4434 Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota	Love the IDAHO, Cookie! _________________________ Follow our story of living, loving and laughing with a debilitating disease: http://www.multiplesystematrophyandshy-drager.blogspot.com
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#201581 - 03/29/10 01:22 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Cookie]
Cookie Member Registered: 06/02/06 Posts: 753 Loc: USA	What is the first recorded case of constipation in the Bible? ----It's in Kings, where it says David sat on the throne for forty years. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? -----When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court. The ark was built three stories high and the top story had a window to let light in. But, how did they get light to the bottom two stories? -----They used floodlights. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? -----They raised Cain.
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