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#201507 - 03/28/10 11:56 AM The Corniest Ever
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin...get in the car." JJ!!! Save meeeeeeeeeee... _________________________ <><
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#201511 - 03/28/10 12:08 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Lola, That's about as funny as that commercial where the food is slapping the person eating it. And then the announcer says, "If your food is fighting you...etc." Actually, I thought Batman was cute! _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#201512 - 03/28/10 12:14 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: jabber]
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	LOL! Here's another. What do you call a man hanging on the wall? Art. _________________________ <><
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#201517 - 03/28/10 02:53 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
Anno Member Registered: 09/15/05 Posts: 4434 Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota	I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He asked “How flexible are you?” I replied, “I can’t come on Tuesdays”. _________________________ Follow our story of living, loving and laughing with a debilitating disease: http://www.multiplesystematrophyandshy-drager.blogspot.com
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#201518 - 03/28/10 03:47 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Anno, Uzzzzzz a nut! Here's 1! Q: "Why did the Easter egg hide?" A: It was a little chicken! _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#201519 - 03/28/10 03:49 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: jabber]
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a bar. The man spun his dog and said: "Just looking around." A woman and her banjo walked into a bar. Her name was Susanna. Grrrrrrrrrroaaaan all you want. I'm far, faaaaaaar away!!! _________________________ <><
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#201523 - 03/28/10 04:18 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
Anno Member Registered: 09/15/05 Posts: 4434 Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota	One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. _________________________ Follow our story of living, loving and laughing with a debilitating disease: http://www.multiplesystematrophyandshy-drager.blogspot.com
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#201524 - 03/28/10 04:19 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
Anno Member Registered: 09/15/05 Posts: 4434 Loc: Minneapolis Minnesota	Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. _________________________ Follow our story of living, loving and laughing with a debilitating disease: http://www.multiplesystematrophyandshy-drager.blogspot.com
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#201526 - 03/28/10 05:00 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Anno]
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	A man wrote ten pun jokes and entered them in a contest. He was absolutely confident he'd win at least with one. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. Go on...roll your eyes...I can't seeeee you!!! _________________________ <><
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#201531 - 03/28/10 06:13 PM Re: The Corniest Ever [Re: Lola]
yonuh Member Registered: 06/14/06 Posts: 2447 Loc: Arizona	What goes zub, zub, zub? A bee flying backwards, of course! _________________________ Well-behaved women rarely make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich http://ruthrainwater.wordpress.com/ http://newbeginningsgratitudejournal.wordpress.com/ http://sablewings.wordpress.com/
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