There's a cat on my keyboard,
And I can't type a word.
I'm tryin' to write,
Not pet, fuzzy fur.

Poems keep me mellow,
So kitty cat, friend,
Go away for now,
And come on back,
When this ends.

I'm tryin' to be witty,
But you're gettin' in the way,
You're stiflin' my know how,
And mutin' what I wanna say!