JawJaw, I bet there's a reason they don't give you the Boy Scout knife DURING a procedure!

I just had to tell you all this dentist joke...

Grandma Fritter an 90 year old woman had a tooth ache, went to the dentist to find that her old dentist had passed on and there was a new young handsome dentist there now. The technician checked her teeth and the dentist said sweetly to her, well Grannie Fritter you will need that cavity filled....He stepped up next to the chair to begin the drilling and Grannie reached up and grabbed his testicles. He said with a start, "Oh my grannie you have my testiles in your hand." Grannie smiled snidley and said, "yep, and if you don't hurt me sonny, I won't hurt you."

[ November 05, 2005, 07:15 PM: Message edited by: chatty lady ]

Oh how these topics wander!

My dentist is so good looking I'm sure I drool more when he's working on my teeth. Just a doll baby. It makes going to the dentist a lot more enjoyable.

When I was in London, I saw some of the narliest teeth. Yuck! And, peridontal breath that would run maggots off a gut wagon. Just gross.

Hey, you must have run into the same folks I did. Terrible teeth, terrible breath. But then the food wasn't that good either. Nice castles and BIG jewels, but...

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I think we were in the same area, Smile. And, the men's hair. They all looked dirty and natted and no shine. Other than that and the bad teeth and breath, they were real babes! Not!

I didn't like the food either.

Well recently my boss took on the overflow from a phone sex operation out of London and so I've been talking to English and Scottish men...talk about mouths full of mush, impossible to understand and they have totally different words for stuff, very confusing and keeps me in stitches listening to these mush mouth men...They not only look awful but they sound just as bad. Two places I have no desire to go - England or Scotland. Sheesh!!!

Chatty,
Without going into detail....Are they into the same things as their American counterparts?

Oh Chatty,
Can I use that in a play I'm working on with another guy called "Radio Porn?" It's about a redneck radio station that has always broadcast cock fights and when they are outlawed they have to develop another theme.
They try all kinds of things and finally decide to do 'radio porn.' They are kind of klutz's at the whole porn thing and somehow think they can do it on the radio so that's where the problems start. It's really funny.

I love it that you can't even understand these guys. That's hilarious. I think I'll have these radio guys buy some 'radio porn' cheap from some foreign country and not be able to understand what is being said. Just a scene, but it could be funny with the right actors.

Reminds me of Woody Allen who said, "After 25 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No habla Englis'." Seems like you are in a similar situation.

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P.S. And I'm with TVC. Are they into the same things? Interesting....

[ November 07, 2005, 02:30 PM: Message edited by: smilinize ]

Oh Chatty... I disagree! I love to hear them talk. And I can understand them perfectly... its ME that can't be understood, not them! hahahah... and I have been to Scotland and fell in love with the place.

At the book festival I just attended, my back was to another author who was from Scotland. He was very kind and so much the gentelman... I enjoyed talking with him.

JJ

Smile, that is a play I'd love to see!

I was sitting in a restaurant in London and two men were seated at the table next to mine and one of them asked me, "Do you mind if we fag up?"

It took me a minute before I realized they were talking about smoking. Oh, the thoughts that ran through my mind!