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#163963 - 10/28/08 02:57 PM
Re: What say you...?
[Re: chickadee]
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Registered: 02/24/04
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Loc: Nevada
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Welcome Yonuh, this is such fun and everyones poems are not only unique but so very imanigative...here goes the last TWO sets of words!
A man married a dancer named Bertie, But soon found out she was too DIRTY.
She would take him to task, Called his face an ugly MASK.
All she ever did was gripe, Told him he married the wrong TYPE.
She made him feel like a bug, When he was forced to sleep on the RUG.
One day the man was all a beam, Said she served him some chocolate ice CREAM.
But alas that didn't last, she screamed that he gulped it down too FAST.
He wished that he had been smooth, Then her temper he might SOOTHE.
Then one night he dreamed of killing her dead, but his fear was being caught, having to live on just water and BREAD.
WORDS: Buick, beaches, bombs, butterflies
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#163992 - 10/29/08 01:02 AM
Re: What say you...?
[Re: chatty lady]
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 3404
Loc: USA
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Buick, beaches, bombs, butterflies Did you say watch the bombs? No, I said wash your palms. Did you say white ho'e beaches? No, I said wipe yor britches. Did you say butterflies? No, I said dust yer thighs. Did you say gettin' through it? No, I said get in the Buick. Last time I'll ever take gramps on a picnic. freebie, knock kneed, left shoe, gone
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#163994 - 10/29/08 01:46 AM
Re: What say you...?
[Re: gims]
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Registered: 09/09/08
Posts: 779
Loc: American living in Germany
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Oh my gosh! Gims! You are a TRIP! Not only a clever poem...hahaha love the line about gramps. How the heck did you do that with the click to reveal? ...What a ham.
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A friend is a gift you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
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#163997 - 10/29/08 02:48 AM
Re: What say you...?
[Re: Edelweiss2]
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Registered: 09/09/08
Posts: 779
Loc: American living in Germany
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freebie, knock kneed, left shoe, gone Got one of those freebie flyers in the mail; about bargain shoes, and THE great sale.
It showed sport shoes and dress shoes, House shoes and play shoes Right shoes and left shoes Chow chows chewing show shoes ( say that fast 5 times)
I’m gone! I cried, while slipping into the car, And sped down that highway to the big shoe bazaar; Singing loud and clear, Rock Me Baby with the radio! Rock me! I’m knock kneed, hidy ho - ho!
I screeched into the parking lot, and ran to the store, When I saw a huge crowd standing at the door! I covered my ears, for they screamed; ... no they roared! “ Shoes are all gone?! We want more more more!” Travel, dude, cash, Texas
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A friend is a gift you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
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#164012 - 10/29/08 10:14 AM
Re: What say you...?
[Re: jabber]
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Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 10032
Loc: New York State
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Travel, dude, cash, Texas
If you're gonna travel way out to Texas, Save your cash and cut down on expenses. Some folks say the Commander in Chief, Is the reason gas prices ain't so cheap. As for my redneck dude and me, that black lab baby that makes number three, No time soon will anyone see, Us make our home in Texas, It just ain't gonna be!
New words, Halloween, Scary, Spooks, Psycho
Edited by jabber (10/29/08 10:26 AM)
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#164013 - 10/29/08 10:18 AM
Re: What say you...?
[Re: jabber]
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 3404
Loc: USA
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jabber, I so hope you don't think us rude for taking the thread elsewhere. It wasn't to take attention away from your poems... it just kind of happened - but with no ill intent. Sorry...
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