I laugh every time I see these. My favorites:

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

Nevery mind the jury, the attorneys scare the crap out of me.
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