This is weird stuff, I was thinking of the "Ultimate Vacation": That guy's doing the "Utimate Betrayal?" Weird! Way weird!

This remidns me of that country song about a guy who's "so much cooler online." Anyone heard that? It's great. Here are the lyrics. It's by Brad Paisley.

"Online"

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online


[ www.azlyrics.com ]

Here's the link to the video on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0

Now I'll be singing that song all night.

Heard it, Dotsie. I listen to country music mostly, when I listen to music. Brad, Dolly, AJ, Martina, George 1 & 2, you know the routine...I'm so much cooler online! LOL!

Cute video - thanks for sharing Dotsie! The characters are a hoot!

Yep, folks need to set aside those fantasy worlds, put on some shoes, and get out there! You don't need to spend any money, go for a walk, read a book on the porch, work in the yard, help someone - do real things in the real world!

jabber, we are new to the country music. Our son went to school in the south, and around the same time, our daughter started listening to country too. We've gotten use to it and have become a real fan. We even went to a country music festival in the fall. Ross and I are going to see Kenny Rogers Christmas Concert in a couple weeks. Have you ever listened to Kenny and Dolly's' Christmas music? I love it, but she's not going to be there. I wish she was.

Mustang, I agree with your comments wholeheartedly.

Dotsie,
Kenny and Dolly's "Islands In The Stream," has been credited as the greatest Country & Western duet recording of all times. I'll look for their Christmas music. To answer your
question: No, not really. But I will!

Mustang, I agree as well! Sometimes the simpler things in life are the best things in life!

I sang country when singing professionally. Met Dolly but never was fortunate enough to perform with her. I met Kenny Rodgers many, many years later when he was in Vegas opening another of his chicken restaurants, He was signing autographs and was very friendly, even sang a few songs...

Chatty,
That is so cool! I didn't know you sang professionally. And you met Dolly and Kenny! Wow! I'm impressed! I truly love Dolly. I think I like George Jones, George Strait and Alan Jackson more than Kenny Rogers. But, hey, that's just me. I like Dolly for the person she is: Her heart is almost as big those Smoky Mountains of Tennessee.